Because bubble baths won’t fix this but maybe ignoring people will

Let’s be honest. The phrase self-care has been hijacked. What used to mean taking care of yourself in a world that won’t now means buying a five dollar green juice, dry brushing your skin, and pretending an $80 face mask is going to solve your emotional unraveling.

That’s cute.

But when you are overstimulated, underrested, and on the edge of telling someone off in a Target parking lot, you need more than scented candles. You need snarky self-care.

The kind that is petty.
The kind that is real.
The kind that actually works.

Let’s get into it.

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