
Astrology is fun and all, but you know what really reveals your true essence? Your Spotify history.
I asked ChatGPT to go full cosmic DJ and figure out who my Sun, Moon, and Rising signs would be if they were based on the artists I play the most. And let me tell you—this little personality decoding exercise was weirdly accurate. No birth time or rising degrees necessary. Just vibes. Good, emotionally-charged, sometimes snarky, sometimes mystical vibes.
So, here’s who I really am, according to my playlists.
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