My Musical Birth Chart: What My Spotify Says About Me

Astrology is fun and all, but you know what really reveals your true essence? Your Spotify history.

I asked ChatGPT to go full cosmic DJ and figure out who my Sun, Moon, and Rising signs would be if they were based on the artists I play the most. And let me tell you—this little personality decoding exercise was weirdly accurate. No birth time or rising degrees necessary. Just vibes. Good, emotionally-charged, sometimes snarky, sometimes mystical vibes.

So, here’s who I really am, according to my playlists.

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Trusting the Universe: A Moment of Calm Amid the Chaos

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Witch Shit and Jesus : Navigating My Spiritual Journey

Witch Shit & Jesus

Growing up in a Catholic household, the concept of God was central to my upbringing. I found comfort in the rituals, prayers, and the belief in a higher power that watched over us all. As I’ve journeyed through life, however, my spiritual path has taken a more eclectic turn—one that some might find unexpected.

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